1
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Oh... Hey.

2
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Didn't see youse there.

3
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I just thought...
I'd make a bit of breakfast.

4
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And you are?

5
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Oh, Jesus, sorry!

6
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I'm Alex. Alexander Lydon.

7
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Shiv's boyfriend.

8
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Shiv's what?

9
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Mmm.

10
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Tom, this is Alex.
Shiv's boyfriend.

11
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Shiv's what?
It's Tom, yeah?

12
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Good to meet you.
He made breakfast.

13
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Mmm. These kippers...

14
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Tom, will you have a kipper?
No, no.

15
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I was just going to...
make myself a sandwich.

16
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For work.

17
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Looks great, though.
Cheers.

18
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You should've woken me.

19
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You were snoring so sexily.

20
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You know.
THEY CHUCKLE

21
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Coffee?
Thanks.

22
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Well, aren't you the dark horse?

23
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Yeah, Shiv,
didn't know you had a boyfriend.

24
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So, are you an artist, Alex?

25
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Me? No.

26
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Oh, thank God.

27
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Not that we don't love artists.

28
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ALEX CHUCKLES

29
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I was a chef for ten years,

30
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but now I'm more
on the business side of things.

31
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He owns three restaurants.

32
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Three restaurants?!

33
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Yeah.
One of them has a Michelin star.

34
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Fuck off!
A Michelin?!

35
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Yeah. I mean, that's...
Jeez, seriously, that...

36
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What are you doing with Shiv?

37
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Don't know.

38
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Maybe I was blinded by her beauty,
charisma and incredible talent?

39
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Right. Yeah.

40
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Well, I wish I could stay,
but I'm meeting Billy.

41
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Tom, when do you think
you're gonna get the van back?

42
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Cos I need the car,
and it's been three weeks.

43
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Well, er, if you need it now,
sure I can leave it here.

44
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We're just packing boxes today.

45
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Yeah, but when
will you be getting the van?

46
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Er, better go. I'm catching the bus.

47
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Oh, Jesus.
These kippers are almost sexual.

48
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DOOR CLOSES

49
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How are you...
getting on with the steps?

50
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Good, yeah.

51
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Billy's so supportive.

52
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I know the moral inventory
can be, er, emotional.

53
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If you need any...
I thought it was fine.

54
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You've done the moral inventory?
Uh-huh.

55
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Takes some people m-months.

56
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I think they make a bit of a song
and dance about all of this stuff.

57
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Billy says it's as hard
as you make it.

58
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Just shut up and get on with it,
you know.

59
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SHIV CHUCKLES

60
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Oh, for fuck's sake.

61
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Pathetic.

62
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PHONE RINGS

63
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Hey.

64
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SHANE: 'Hey, babe.
You all set for tonight?'

65
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Oh, what's tonight?
'Brittas, baby.

66
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'Massive session at Whiteser's,
remember?'

67
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Oh, erm...
'Right on the beach.

68
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'We got a keg,
we've got a bag of billies.

69
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'We're gonna party till we puke.
Ha-ha.'

70
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Shit, I forgot.

71
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I-I can't come
to Brittas this weekend.

72
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'Why?'
Work, yeah.

73
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'It's a bank holiday, baby.'

74
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I know, but I'm trying
to make consultant, so...

75
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'Shit.
Look, I'm seriously horny, too.'

76
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Yeah, me, too. Me, too.

77
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'Could you send me
a snap of your tits?'

78
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A what?
'Or your pussy.

79
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'Last time you did that,
it was kind of blurry, so...'

80
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I'm outside a school, Shane!

81
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'Why?'
Doesn't matter.

82
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Look, erm,
could I just call you later?

83
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I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.

84
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'Sure, babe, yeah.
Er, think about the tits snap...'

85
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PHONE RINGS

86
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'What?'
Shiv's got a boyfriend.

87
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What?!
'Yeah.'

88
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He owns three restaurants,
he just cooked breakfast,

89
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and he's actually kind of a ride.

90
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Yeah, big fucking ride.
How did this happen?

91
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Did you tell her
about the Michelin star?

92
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Oh, he's got a Michelin star.

93
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A Michelin s...

94
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Does he know
she's an alcoholic?

95
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I think he's kind of into it.

96
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Ah, shit! Er, the tram's here.
I gotta go.

97
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'Later, dude. Later, later, later.'

98
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Thanks for this morning.
With my family.

99
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You were... amazing.

100
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It was great to meet them.

101
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They seemed...
exactly like you said.

102
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THEY LAUGH
Yeah.

103
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They... They can be a bit...

104
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Nah, they were fine.

105
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Yeah?
Yeah.

106
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Are they always so...?

107
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What?
HE CHUCKLES

108
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Like, just the way they talk
about your art and stuff.

109
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Ah, no.
That's just... It's just banter.

110
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You know, they slag you off
and say, "Get a real job",

111
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but they don't, like...
they don't, like, mean it.

112
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OK.

113
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I caused them a lot of hassle
in the past, so...

114
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So they appreciate
how much you've changed, then?

115
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And how brave that's been?

116
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Uh-huh. Yeah.

117
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No judgement. I don't even speak
to half my family.

118
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Is this a bit weird?
Me taking you to a graveyard?

119
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I thought this is where Carl's...

120
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Yeah, but it suddenly feels...

121
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like, I don't know,
after breakfast and all the, the...

122
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..I don't wanna freak you out.

123
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Definitely not freaked out.

124
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OK?
Yeah, OK.

125
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THEY LAUGH

126
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Come on.

127
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Wait, that's my dad.
I thought he'd left for a shift.

128
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Maybe we should give him some space,
yeah?

129
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Yeah.

130
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Actually, you go on.
I'm just... I'm gonna stay here.

131
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OK.

132
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Yeah, sorry,
erm, I can't make it in today.

133
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Feeling really rough
with that stomach thing.

134
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Yeah, I need to rest.

135
00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,440
Er, I'll check in with you later.

136
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Yeah. Bye.

137
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Caroline?
Brian.

138
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Handy you were in the area.

139
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I know, yeah. Really... handy.

140
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First time I've had a date
on my lunch break.

141
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Right. I've got 45 minutes.

142
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Oh, OK. Busy woman.

143
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So, tell me about you, Brian.

144
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What do you do, what are your goals?

145
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Where do you see yourself
in five to ten years -

146
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married, kids, none of the above?

147
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Er, order first. Obviously.

148
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HE GRUNTS

149
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PHONE CHIMES

150
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,040
Ah, f...!

151
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Bernie.

152
00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,960
Jack!
Looking gorgeous.

153
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Mmm, you smell... musky.

154
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I haven't had a shower today.

155
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Haven't had a shower all week.

156
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Back to nature, Bernie. Huh?

157
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And who's this?
Isn't she great?

158
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,520
This is Stevie.
After Stevie Nicks?

159
00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,760
Could be, yeah. Could be.

160
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,800
You know,
I really shouldn't be meeting you.

161
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:11,000
Shiv said...
I know. I bumped into her.

162
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,160
I just wanna talk to her, Bernie.
Mm.

163
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,400
There's been a lot going on,
and she's one of my oldest mates.

164
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,760
Yeah.

165
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,720
And I'm a dad now.

166
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,160
Think you could help me?

167
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,840
No, there's been...

168
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,200
Look, I-I've been working
for this company...

169
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,880
No, look, I-I just...
I just want to be treated like...

170
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,520
Hello? Hello?! Agh!

171
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,280
WHISPERS: What the fuck?

172
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,560
SHE CLEARS THROAT

173
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,480
Karen?
It's Caroline. Yeah.

174
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,240
Unreal.
HE CHUCKLES

175
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,240
Liam.
Liam.

176
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,840
Hey.

177
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,800
So exciting, isn't it?
Yeah.

178
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,040
Being on a date.

179
00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,600
I love successful, ambitious women.

180
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,400
I'm happy to be supported
financially by a woman.

181
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,880
I make little porcelain animals
for kids.

182
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,720
Mainly pigs. Do you like pigs?

183
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,240
It's not un-feminist to suggest
a girl should shave.

184
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,880
I shave, I shave every fucking day.

185
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,680
I suppose I don't really have,
like... goal-goals.

186
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,840
I love pigs.

187
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,440
I'm like a dolphin underneath this.
OK.

188
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,880
Caroline?
Hi.

189
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,280
Oh, wow, I know that look.

190
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,720
SHE SIGHS

191
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,960
How many have you done today?
How many... what?

192
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,320
OK, I'll go first.

193
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,200
SOFTLY: Six.

194
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,040
Dates?!
HE CHUCKLES

195
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,720
SHE SCOFFS

196
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,840
Yeah. I like to get them done
in one big go.

197
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,720
Saves a bit of time,
doesn't eat into my week.

198
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,200
Right.

199
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,520
Although, some days...
HE SIGHS

200
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,600
I've had eight double espressos,
two green teas

201
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,880
and not a single ounce
of sexual chemistry today.

202
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,880
Oh, tell me about it.

203
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,640
Erm, Nick, graphic designer.

204
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,640
Laid-back,
but with a sense of purpose.

205
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,640
Caroline. Exhausted.

206
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,320
HE CHUCKLES

207
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,040
Erm... coffee?

208
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,800
PHONE VIBRATES

209
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,240
SHE SIGHS

210
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,320
Just... Just a second.

211
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,360
Shiv, I've got two minutes,
my date just got here.

212
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,640
You're back dating again?
What happened to Shane?

213
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,840
'Nothing.'

214
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,400
But, I mean, you know,
is he 100% the right guy for me?

215
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,520
Maybe not.
Could there be someone better?

216
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,040
Very possibly.

217
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,880
Are our values in any way aligned?
No.

218
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,120
I mean, these are big decisions.

219
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,760
You don't just glom onto
the first guy who shows an interest.

220
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,600
'By the way,
I hear you've a boyfriend?'

221
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,960
Yeah, Alex.

222
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,640
And he's... normal?

223
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,840
I'm going to ignore that.

224
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,840
Erm, look, I was just calling
in case you know of any reason

225
00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,560
why Dad's spent the last few hours
picking up piles of dogshit.

226
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,440
Dogshit? W-why isn't he at work?

227
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,040
I don't know. Should we be worried?

228
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,040
About what?

229
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,880
'Dad!'
Brilliant.

230
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,920
Can you call in 20
and say he's in hospital?

231
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,800
What?!
Well, in case this guy's a freak.

232
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,240
If he's not, obviously,
I just won't pick up. OK.

233
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,480
Caro...

234
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,760
SHE SIGHS
So, sorry about that.

235
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,760
It was my... PA.

236
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,840
So, Nick... coffee?

237
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,480
Fuck it. Let's get wine.

238
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,000
SHE CHUCKLES

239
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,600
Oh, my God...

240
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,480
HE SOBS

241
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,920
Hey!

242
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,680
What the fuck, man?!
What are you doing?

243
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,800
Ugh...

244
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,560
Should we call the cops?

245
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,040
No.
No.

246
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,360
Are you sure it wasn't
some kind of kinky thing?

247
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,360
You know, rubber gloves,
sandwich bag...

248
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,040
Whiff of flasher off it,
isn't there?

249
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,360
He was crying, Karen.

250
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,080
He's having a breakdown.

251
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,760
Probably, yeah.

252
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,800
But sure, who isn't?

253
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,560
Anyway, the good news is,
you stayed out of it.

254
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,040
That's recovery.

255
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,600
Stay in your own business,

256
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,600
clean up your own side
of the street.

257
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,160
I mean, he's probably
already cleaned it, but...

258
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,240
KAREN CHUCKLES

259
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,200
So you don't think
I should say something to him?

260
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,720
Tell him what I...
No! Not unless he comes to you.

261
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,840
Besides, men his age
are very sensitive.

262
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,360
And they die.

263
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,360
They die?
Mm.

264
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,040
Unless they have a woman. Or a man.

265
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,720
Or a dog, you know,
something to keep living for.

266
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,320
I can't just let him die.

267
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,080
Yeah, but you can't control him
either, cos that's co-dependency.

268
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,240
So what am I supposed to do?

269
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,360
Hand it over,
share it with the group.

270
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,840
That's what we're here for.

271
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,640
Right, everyone, we're starting!

272
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,960
SOFTLY: Hiya, Frankie. Good woman.

273
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,280
MAN: Shiv.
Oh, hi.

274
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,480
Sorry, we're about
to have a meeting in here.

275
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,880
Yeah, I was hoping I could join.

276
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,600
Fine.

277
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,920
Christ.

278
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,560
So, Bernie.

279
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,800
You're wanting to release
some finance? Yeah.

280
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,920
I have all the paperwork here.

281
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,640
And the amount
you're looking for is...?

282
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,480
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

283
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,240
You and Tom must have big plans
up your sleeve. Yeah.

284
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,760
So, yeah, when the addict-y voice
in my head starts going off

285
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,400
and I start feeling all edgy...

286
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,320
..just have to keep reminding
myself,

287
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,320
a drink won't sort it.

288
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,720
A drink never sorts it.

289
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,120
Thanks, Mags.
WOMAN: Nice one, Mags.

290
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,800
Anyone else...
Thanks.

291
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,840
..have something to share?

292
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,040
Something they want
to get off their chest?

293
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,000
SHE SCOFFS

294
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,440
Yeah.

295
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,320
Erm, I'll go.

296
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,200
Hi, I'm Jack.

297
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,280
You don't have to stand.

298
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,400
Oh.

299
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:50,200
I'm Jack, and, er,
this is my first meeting.

300
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,280
APPLAUSE
MAN: Well done.

301
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,120
WOMAN: Yeah, well done.

302
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,600
Thanks.

303
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,080
Er... It's inspiring
listening to you guys.

304
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,840
Your, your vulnerability...

305
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,520
I've had a bit of a time of it
these past few months...

306
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:10,280
Er, I suppose you might call it
a... a wake-up call?

307
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,440
MAN: Yeah.
WOMAN: Mm, yeah.

308
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,840
Had to take a good hard look
at myself.

309
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,960
My... My behaviour,
some of the things that I've done...

310
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,160
people I've hurt...

311
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,080
HE CHUCKLES

312
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,840
Hasn't been easy, but...

313
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,840
This group is for alcoholics.

314
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,800
Er... Yeah.

315
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,440
Did I not say that at the start?
No.

316
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,400
I'm... an alcoholic.
Mm-hm.

317
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,880
He's not an alcoholic.
OK.

318
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,280
I could be an alcoholic.
That's not how this works.

319
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,040
Can we stop
the cross-sharing, please?

320
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,440
This group is for actual alcoholics.

321
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,760
Who are you to say
who's an actual alcoholic? Yeah!

322
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,600
You shouldn't be here!

323
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,760
You can't tell him not to be here
if he's got a drink problem.

324
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,680
I might have a drink problem.
WOMAN: Yeah.

325
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,360
He doesn't have
a fucking drink problem!

326
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,040
Right, you, out!

327
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,720
Me?!
Now!

328
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,960
Come on.

329
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,720
Now look what you've done.

330
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,760
You made the babby cry.
WOMAN: Ah.

331
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,920
BABY CRIES

332
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,480
Er... Hold on a sec.

333
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,560
Max, my man! How you getting on?

334
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,240
Well, we'll get to the quarter,
look at the figures.

335
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,640
Probably have to make
some tough decisions.

336
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,240
Yeah. Yeah.

337
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,200
Yeah. Course.

338
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,360
Yeah.

339
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,000
Well, I've had a shit day,
but my boss likes you.

340
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,120
Obviously.

341
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,960
How are you?
Good.

342
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,880
I have some news.
Hm?

343
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,520
My brother Peter got that job
in Spain. Mm.

344
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,960
He's moving out next month.

345
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,880
So you wanna rent it out?

346
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,320
So we'll have the place
to ourselves.

347
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,920
You want me to move in?

348
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:33,320
Things are getting pretty crowded at
your folks' place, don't you think?

349
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,000
So, would I pay rent or...?
We'll work something out.

350
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,200
What do you mean?

351
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,040
Don't worry about it.
We'll... We'll do mates' rates.

352
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,520
I-I don't need mates' rates.

353
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,080
Do you not think
I can pay my own way?

354
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,880
Well, no, but, you know,
you've been living at home, so...

355
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,040
I don't need you doing me
any favours, Max...

356
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,120
I'm not. I just...

357
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,720
What's wrong with you?
I thought you'd be happy.

358
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,040
I am, yeah.

359
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,000
I just need to think about it,
that's all.

360
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,680
Sure. Think about it.

361
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,400
Spreadsheet porn is a thing.

362
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,840
I... They arouse me.
I don't know what to say.

363
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,560
THEY CHUCKLE

364
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,320
Erm... One more glass?
Yeah, let me.

365
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,560
No, I'll get this one.
No. You got the bottle. It's fine.

366
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,680
OK.
SHE GROANS

367
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,720
Are you OK?

368
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,120
Yeah, it's just, erm...

369
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,920
It's just this indigestion thing
that I get.

370
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,120
Do you need me to...?
Oh!

371
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,040
Shit!
CUTLERY CLATTERS

372
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,600
What the fuck?!

373
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,840
You cannot behave like that
in a meeting.

374
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,240
He gate-crashed!

375
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,000
He has the right to be there.

376
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,880
How did he even know
which meeting I'd be in?

377
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,440
I don't know.

378
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,880
Shiv...
For fuck's sake.

379
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,240
You might wanna give her some space.

380
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,440
Shiv! What the hell
do you think you're doing?

381
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,360
I didn't know how else to reach you.
Oh, my God.

382
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,560
Can you just let me explain?!

383
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,280
I was an asshole, OK?!

384
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,680
I was a complete and utter
fucking asshole,

385
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,760
and I owe you an apology.

386
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,240
Kirsten and I broke up.

387
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,080
She kicked me out.
Good!

388
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,400
She wants to take Stevie to Berlin.

389
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,720
And I'm not gonna let her do that,

390
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,840
cos she's, like...

391
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,320
she's, like, the best thing
that's ever happened, and...

392
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,480
Isn't that right, Stevie?

393
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,960
And a kid needs her da, so...

394
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,320
It's just been
a bit of a shitty time.

395
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,720
I could use an old friend.

396
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,480
CAR HORN HONKS

397
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,160
I have to go.

398
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,680
I'm sorry you're having
a shit time, Jack.

399
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,840
But I can't help you.

400
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,560
We're not friends.

401
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,600
Hey!
Ah, hi.

402
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,760
Are you OK?
Yeah, yeah.

403
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,200
Who's that?
No-one.

404
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,840
It's just, er, my ex.

405
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,480
Ah.

406
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,200
Can we go?
Yeah.

407
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Do you wanna take my number?
Thanks.

408
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,960
I have your scans.

409
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,400
Is the...? The guy who brought me
here, is he still outside, or...?

410
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,360
Didn't see anyone.

411
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,760
So, I've got some good news,
and I have some bad news.

412
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,400
Well, don't tell me I'm dying,
cos I'm on a timeline.

413
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,640
I know.

414
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,600
See here?
Little cyst on your right ovary.

415
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,720
It's likely benign, but with
the pain you've been experiencing,

416
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,240
it's just best we check it out.

417
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,520
A cyst?
Yeah.

418
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,120
Very common in early pregnancy.
Won't affect the baby.

419
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,080
Baby?
What are you, 13, 14 weeks?

420
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,720
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

421
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,600
I know what they're like
around here, fucking boys' club!

422
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,480
So, you're a bit dehydrated.

423
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,000
We're gonna keep you in overnight.
Do some more bloods in the morning.

424
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,960
Get some rest.
You're gonna to need it, Mama.

425
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,800


426
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,000


427
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,840


428
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,240


429
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,240


430
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,280


431
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,640


432
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,680


433
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,000

By the white ledge...

434
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,280
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